@TheMichaelRock: A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
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@prawn_meat: a deranged scientist in every rickety old house on top of every hill on the outskirts of every town. that's my promise, should i be elected
@slyoung5: A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does.