@LoriLuvsShoes: A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her"if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"
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@bea_ker: Hey man, settle an argument for me? "Sure" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there
@girlontapas: Nothing in my college degree prepared me for having the cat supervise me while I clean out the litter box.
@MsSugar_Kisses: If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place
@iamWillemDafoe: oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight