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@MafiaJoker78: A date so good...
I eat 10 more.
@awkwardphilippe: ME: let me be frank
DAD: [eyes widen]
ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed
DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed
@MarkAgee: If I win Powerball, I'm having at least six of you killed. Four of you know who you are. I think the other two will be very surprised.
@Sarcasmo718: <Tries to plow the road>
Road: I have a boyfriend.
@DanMentos: My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder.
@bouncingblonde: Its not pretty being easy.