@Aspersioncast: A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids.
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@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
@Reverend_Scott: Wife: "Notice anything?" Me: "Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?" Wife: "You forgot to wear pants."