@Aspersioncast: A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids.
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@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@dyldonot: "omg you're covered in blood! are you ok?" [cut to me blending a tomato but I cant get the lid on properly] you should see the other guy
@UnFitz: Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money.