@pan_duh: a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake
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@XplodingUnicorn: I rank my kids by how many chores they do and how much they complain. My favorite child is the Roomba.
@Brampersandon_: JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *A googly-eyed sock puppet whispers in my ear* ME: yes ur honor