@omgthatspunny: A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
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@VolatileVani: There's a guy sitting here on a typewriter. A typewriter. I don't know if he's a hipster or a ghost but either way I want no part of it.
@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.