@ozzyunc: A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend.
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@Mr_Kapowski: My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me
@flashember: [Courtroom] Lawyer: It wasn't the fall that hurt you? "No sir, it was...THE GROUND!" *courtroom erupts* *handcuffs are thrown on the ground*