@HrBry: A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe
@Fazio_N: You've been robbed by *360 spin*
A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*
@WheelTod: I once watched two guys arguing in sign language.
Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.
@Phook75: No one’s laugh sounds like “bwahahaha.” NO one.
@markhoppus: Someone a few houses over is having a party. I can hear the music and laughter and people enjoying themselves. I'm calling the damn cops.
@Gooooats: "I'm a feminist," he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly.