@Kyle_Lippert: A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. "Give me a D" she says. "She wants the D" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man.
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@sixfootcandy: [at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?
@misfarber: Shouldn't the sea be called an isntland? Sir, I don't know how you keep getting in here, but again, this is not what a think tank does
@usermcuserface: Cop: Turn around Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Cop: Turn around! Me: Every.. *gets tased*
@jazmasta: *sits at bar and loosens tie after a tough day at the office* Bartender: Usual? Me: Make it a large one Bartender: One large milk coming up