@dafloydsta: A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills.
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@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*
@Sickayduh: [Ring] "Expert Namer Guy" You the dude that named anteater? "Yep" I got a bug. Not moving. Has wings though. "Mayfly" *muffled* oh he's good
@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
@BetteMidler: Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life.