@dafloydsta: A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills.
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@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.
@trevso_electric: When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that "totally weird" text you got from your ex last night.
@KattsDogma: [Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*