@dafloydsta: A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills.
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@NurseMurderer: I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop.
@peteec: BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future.
@ericarhodes: If I was a fashion designer Id call myself "who" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say "Who?" "Yes who?" "Yes."