@dafloydsta: A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills.
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@Book_Krazy: Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?
@Wakenbake77: I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite.
@TheDailySchmuck: *makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit.
@Maxine12339: Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long.