@13spencer: A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?
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@therepoguy: I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth.
@thenatewolf: What era would you have fit best in? Mine is the one where whenever anything went wrong you could blame witches.
@VancityReynolds: The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.
@KeetPotato: technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs