@HeatherLuvsYou: A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
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@Dirty_Naomi: Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time? *both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something
@UncleDuke1969: *goes into kitchen *makes toast *pours coffee *sits at table *opens Sunday paper "WHO ARE YOU & WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?" *sighs *leaves
@bencoffeehall: My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.