@gorrdano: A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community.
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@MiddleageM: Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet
@joeljeffrey: I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back.
@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly
@TheRealNickKay: [MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct.