@gorrdano: A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community.
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@ixix82: By 33, you'd think I'd have figured out at some point along the way where to put my arms when I sleep.
@DeepDarkFear: "Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song." - Indians
@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
@dshack8: I'm weird but not "sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers.