@Busocco: A free corpse is a dead giveaway.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks.
@DwayneDavidPaul: Pooping on the clock is the small-scale revolt of the working class in preparation for the people's revolution.
@SuperApple8: Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop.
@quikkim: If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could.