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@Busocco: A free corpse is a dead giveaway.
@DominicStraw: I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
@SamGrittner: If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in.
@ReginaldDennys: Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive
@thisalexstein: The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff.
@squirrel74wkgn: 2017 - Wizard of Oz
Dorothy: *opens weather app*