@MrAdamBez: A friend that steals your tortilla chips is nacho friend.
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@Sickayduh: MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl
@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
@krishna_van: Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now.
@robfee: My diet has slowly gone from balanced and nutritious to Augustus Gloop on the first stop of Willy Wonka's tour.