@iwearaonesie: a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'
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@NeinQuarterly: The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy.
@shutupmay: she died as she lived: screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ANY OF YOUR SCREENWRITERS EVER MET A HUMAN WOMAN?????" at her computer screen
@bottlerocket: A guy just made fun of me for buying wine coolers at the store. I'm wearing crocs with socks and that's what you're going to make fun of?