@Bearslietoo: A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat.
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@ericsshadow: I've made 2 terrible decisions in my life and they're both outside throwing rocks at the new neighbors.
@Mikecanrant: A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently.
@YourTextSpoken: Just by reading the Marilyn Monroe quote you're already handling them at their worst
@misfarber: Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously