@Swishergirl24: A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"
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@WickedDarkEyes: If you haven't used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me.
@AndyAsAdjective: [at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no
@internetluke: [on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya