@Swishergirl24: A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"
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@SatansTongue: Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want
@MomofTeen: Newton's amended 1st law of motion: Objects dropped on the floor by teens will remain at rest for months unless acted upon by an angry Mom.
@brennadine: "How was the beach? You hang ten or what?" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation