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@ruinedpicnic: [a girl favs my tweet]
[goes to pharmacy]
one condom please
@hippieswordfish: [in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy.
@007Rex_Inc: Saint Peter: Name
SP: You're in
M: Even after that night in Nogales?!
*takes a step*
*trap door opens*
@LinajkReturns: You have beautiful eyes.
Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic.
@WheelTod: If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen
@briangaar: Republicans: Don't let Syrians in!
Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in!
Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we’ve got an election to win)