@hellohappy_time: A girl started to drink barbecue sauce like it was water and I just stood there and watched because I haven't been trained for this
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@Steven37366100: Me: I think our son is feeling ostrichsized Wife: Don't you mean ostracized? *son enters, feathered, elongated neck and legs* Me: No
@SherifLSharkawy: Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
@murrman5: [while listening to halloween sounds cd I bought] spooky huh [friend on road trip with me] yeah but got anythin else its like a 6 hour drive
@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy