@bestlizard: A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win.
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@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.
@3sunzzz: I'm not one to bet, but I'd put $50 on the fact that the waffle was probably created when someone accidentally stepped on a pancake.