@bestlizard: A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win.
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@PaperWash: Read an article that said Google is making us dumber. whatever, I've always used Google and I'm super [googles synonym for smart] able.
@dorsalstream: SOCRATES: [dying] Plato, my dear pupil, I’ve always wanted to tell you something. PLATO: Yes, my teacher. SOCRATES: I often made sweet sweet love to your mom. Now please take good care of my documents. ... PLATO: [Socrates’s funeral] Too bad he left us no writing.