@moose_chocolate: A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado.
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@That_Damn_Duck: Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women
@squirrel74wkgn: One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked.
@StellaRtwot: 6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no.
@shutupmikeginn: Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard.