@moose_chocolate: A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado.
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@shatterpants: I like to tell people "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand."And they'd be all "but you're white" I told ya you wouldn't understand.
@Prof_Hinkley: [After 20 min at your house] I used all your toilet paper "Check in the cabine-" All of it "We have more in the gar-" All of it all of it
@TwatWaffler69: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.