@VodkaShorebird: A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces "coyote".
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@RamblingMachine: If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach.
@AlexRogaski: [God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.