@VodkaShorebird: A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces "coyote".
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@yonewt: Congratulations, FB friend looking forward to an anniversary dinner tonight with your "sweatie"
@adamochoa: freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door
@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
@bholejuice: When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say "oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works". Problem solved.