@paulablu22: A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
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@GrandadJFreeman: I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
@ewws13: Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
@GrumpyCatsMind: If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you're angry about oxygen and numbers.