@paulablu22: A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin.
@notacroc: INTERVIEWER: what makes you different? ME: *begins levitating* INTERVIEWER: holy shit ME: *whispering to my pet chameleons* nice work guys
@heroofthehour: whenever I see "likes her own status" on facebook, a little bit of me dies and becomes a horcrux.