@yenniwhite: A GPS. But for where your story is going.
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@KimMonte10: Be a sharp dressed man. Buy a suit made of knives. Scare ur boss into promoting u. Cut everyone's sandwiches for them in the break room.
@girlontapas: *phone rings* *stares at it* *voicemail notice* *ignore* *text "Left you a vm"* *ignore* *act surprised when they mention it* Repeat
@prufrockluvsong: date: I won't be able to see you for a while. I need to focus on watching the World Cup. me: *flops to the ground clutching my shin*
@TheTweetOfGod: Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.