@WheelTod: A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet
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@juneohara65: Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
@tat2dsoccermom: Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there.
@TheHyyyype: [creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die