@juliussharpe: A guy just came into this restaurant by himself, ordered a plate of olives, ate them, and left. If you see something, say something.
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@iGreenMonk: "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
@BooFricketyHoo: Next update: Twitter will tell you what the retweeter is feeling as they retweet your retweet. And what they had for breakfast.