@k_lli: A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work.
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@GrantTanaka: Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you
@MatCro: COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this
@AnOrangeSNES: My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of.
@YSK_MOtiVe: My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake