@k_lli: A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work.
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@CatherineLMK: Hey remember that snarky insult you threw my way three weeks ago? Well now I have comeback so please repeat it.
@trouteyes: Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
@ItsAndyRyan: First they came for the mime artists, and I said something, because I didn't want them to think I was also a mime artist.