@koala_hugs: a gymnast walks into a bar. she is immediately given a 0.0 and disqualified from Olympic trials. you're supposed to jump OVER the bar, idiot
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@MrSkinnyGenes: We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already.
@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
@daemonic3: Ok, milk... Check! Potato salad... Check! Tomatoes... Check! "Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"