@TheCatWhisprer: A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions.
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@frankzulla: "How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? "How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men?
@delusions_of: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. Seems fun at first but eventually you'll want to rip me apart.
@JRobb773: I hate when I come home from work exhausted and the haunted dolls moved all the furniture two inches to the left.
@hazelmotes1: "I missed you so much!" I shout as I run past my wife's open arms and jump into my bed.