@hipstermermaid: A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance.
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@markleggett: I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost.
@LnL245: Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: "Fav Law of Thermodynamics?" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?
@HatfieldAnne: A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed.
@wendchymes: My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe .