@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
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@neiltyson: #WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
@ericsshadow: My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
@geekonursleeve: [table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!
@Swain_Train47: Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.