@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
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@pleatedjeans: [first date] girl: I bet you're really cute under those glasses [removes frames/is instantly obliterated by Cyclops' optic blast]
@ehchino: "What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
@Jake_Vig: When someone compliments you, etiquette dictates that you respond with "That is accurate."
@EBenita0517: You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all "why, why?"