@krishna_van: A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.
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@NourHadidi: "Sleep is for the dead". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings
@trojansauce: [my fitness dvd] ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind