@Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators
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@PlatinumShower: Every time the wife pisses me off, I hollow out her tampons and pack them with strawberry Pop Rocks.
@ibid78: WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about
@shutupmikeginn: 'Pampers' is a good product name because it implies being able to poop in your disposable underwear is a great luxury
@rantingmd: getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand