@MrFornicator: A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy.
@jessokfine: My husband got some virtual reality goggles for christmas and so far I like them because they make him very vulnerable to attack.
@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
@Shock_Monster: Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food.