@MrFornicator: A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.
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@StephenBCramer: My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids.
@MariyaAlexander: [trying to make friends as an adult] May I interest you in tolerating me for a moment
@HeyJennyConway: My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.