@MrFornicator: A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.
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@knot_eye: I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.
@BlindChow: DOG COP: sir, you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: it was gray! COP: no, it was gray! DRIVER: gray! COP: *starts barking* DRIVER: *barking*
@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?