@LuvPug: A kiss so passionate you have first degree burns from the melted cheese on the pizza.
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@kellysoloduka: ME: I used to lay in the dark and invite spirits to inhabit my body. HER: Did they? ME: [levitates, engulfed in flames] WHAT DO YOU THINK?