@GashleyMadison: A laugh track, but for every time my boss says "I need this done today."
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@ariscott: If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.
@fart: no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh
@ieatanddrink: If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with
@craiguito: If your partner says "if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new," "anything" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam