@GashleyMadison: A laugh track, but for every time my boss says "I need this done today."
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@pantsfaced: In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?
@OutOnTheMoors: Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle.