@GashleyMadison: A laugh track, but for every time my boss says "I need this done today."
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@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents
@shaztaberry: Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do
@Kneevyl: If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now.