@omgthatspunny: A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
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@alanferrier: Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?
@scott2ten: Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that.
@carlyken: If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours.