@omgthatspunny: A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
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@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
@NintenDom: My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart.
@mooturkey: I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up.
@InternetHippo: arya: so good to be back home with the sister i havent seen in 5 years & thought was dead sansa: yeah it’s— arya: i am going to murder you