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@omgthatspunny: A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
@samalmightysam: I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you.
@seanyeatts: Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.
@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
@caperbc75: First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote "like an onion". Can you clarify?
@Shock_Monster: Driving back from funeral yesterday:
Stairway To Heaven
Tears In Heaven
Highway To Hell