@misfarber: A little Caesar's pizza joke, eh?
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@thepunningman: I haven't been in my bathroom ever since my daughter told me she had "done a number four".
@AmericanGent69: Me: Finally, time to sleep! Brain: ahem Me: oh God please no Brain: I was thinking we could sing that catchy commercial jingle. 87 times.
@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."
@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: Can I leave early today? Boss: No. Me: Can you leave early then? Boss: What? Me: What?