@qwertying: A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise..
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@ch000ch: sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says "prom?" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means
@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
@AsgardianRose: Forget sex positions, has anyone found a reading position that doesn't get uncomfortable after about 5 minutes?