@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@loudmouth_usa: Me: Ma'am your pet is loud.
Lady: That's my baby.
Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud
@darkpassenger74: I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket
One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal.
HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA.
@leshnevsky: How to make a woman crazy in two steps:
1. Take a picture of her
2. Don't show her the picture
@SharkJelly: [My Wedding]
Me: I do
Me: Or do I?