@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@omically: a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread
@ibid78: I wish softcore horror was a genre. Like, "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S A KITTEN! OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST A FEATHER."
@lisaxy424: "Hermit crab" describes me twice.
@archpics: Hilarious Architecture Fails
@Deurb1: I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife...
He said good trade...