@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@BonaFideIntent: Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'?
Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too.
@garrettbarry70: Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like "bloody hell" and "brilliant"
@thatUPSdude: Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd.
@pizzajaynow: Me: "Sorry I'm late. Car trouble."
Him: "What kind of car trouble?"
Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."
@CherBear162: Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense