@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@SlimSinclair: Friend: I’ve fallen in love
Me: that’s ok buddy, you just gotta pick yourself back up and keep going
@ChrisIsJoking: Overheard this guy say "I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop." Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable
@EJGomez: ant-man: im here to stop u
bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid©]
@Book_Krazy: Dawn's coming over.
"Dawn from work, or crazy Dawn?"
*Dawn walks in* "WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady I'm framing for murder.
@jeffreyvanclea1: best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360