@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@Cherry_Row: Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
@Marlebean: Getting dressed,
Makeup is looking good,
Awesome hair day,
Feeling great about myself!
Put on my glasses....
@buhsbaby_baby: "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"
-I remind myself as I flirt with the fire extinguisher I've mistaken for a cute guy
@jazmasta: Been flirting with this hot chick in this bar for almost a hour now. It's only a matter of time now till nothing sexual happens whatsoever.
@just1fool: Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave.