@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@MikeHornick: A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets
@OneFunnyMummy: Eventually every parent reaches the it's a good thing they're so cute stage.
@brennadine: BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM
@PortRooster: On phone:
GF: We're breaking up...
Me: I can hear you fine!
GF: It's not you, it's me...
Me: Did you get a new provider?
GF: Kinda... Bye!
@BarryVonAwesome: Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts.