@Just_Lee_: A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
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@daemonic3: Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys? *starts jigsaw puzzle from middle instead of edges*
@SortaBad: [sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator
@LackOfShame: Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say "I love you," she's talking to our dog.
@RatCasket: [ISIS cuts off some dudes heads] Whoa thats messed up you better quit it! [ISIS breaks old rocks] OKAY WE HAVE TO STOP THEM NOW.