@Tmoney68: A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them.
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@Contwixt: Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing.
@ninjadinosaur1: I'm pretty sure there isn't a single Australian animal that wouldn't look good in a top hat.