@Tmoney68: A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them.
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@HumanPog: sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings
@Marlebean: I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.