@Tmoney68: A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them.
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@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.
@garrydavenport: My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth £15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke.
@KenJennings: If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"