@AsaAkira: A lot of you are calling me "mom" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old.
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@WiseguyPictures: "I feel like I got off on the wrong foot." - Star of a foot fetish flick criticizing his performance
@caliluvgirl77: I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster.
@stevevsninjas: Executioner: *sweating, hauling up guillotine blade for the ninth time* Please, I have to go home. Turtle: I won't pull in this time lol