@AsaAkira: A lot of you are calling me "mom" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old.
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@CraveMyThoughts: Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma
@_NinJar: 1st rule of snitch club is d- "MIKE BROKE THE 1ST RULE!" Ok w- "JIM BROKE THE 3RD RULE!" *police sirens* Who called the cops *everyone runs*
@warbird622: Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......