@U_Want_Shum_M8: A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends
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@briangaar: And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa
@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
@DaddyJew: Me: just cuz my resume is on a napkin doesn't mean it's not good Employer: there's a chicken nugget stuck to it Me: oh is there? *winks*