@5exyunchained: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said "I will text you when I get home". I think she's homeless.
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@emireecraire: Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race
@TheAlexNevil: I tried to contact Joan Rivers through my ouija board, and a message came back: "If I wasn't already dead, your outfit would've killed me".
@TheCatWhisprer: I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night.