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@RandiLawson: a murder of crows, a pride of lions, a virgin of gamers
@somecleverthing: Your Joke Is Factually Incorrect - A Guide to Dying Alone.
@jonnysun: i cant feel my face when im with you /
please untie me /
nose is itchy
@NicestHippo: Funny how arguing works. We're all "You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"
@jwoodham: DATING TIP: Don't reply to texts right away or you might look desperate. Just wait. Give it 5, 10, maybe even 15 years. Keep things casual.
@BatmanOffDuty: One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.