@SufficientCharm: A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast.
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@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory? Asking for a friend.
@girlontapas: I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.
@radtoria: [intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously.