@PussycatPlace: A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight.
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@tarashoe: if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin
@bourgeoisalien: When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop.
@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.