@PussycatPlace: A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight.
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@MUMSIEesq: [Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!
@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?
@1CleverGirl1: 3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid.