@causticbob: A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
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@tchrquotes: thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT
@briangaar: Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we’ve got an election to win)
@Midgetgems26: When I die I want a memorial bench with a plaque that simply says 'WET PAINT' because I don't want people sitting on my bench.